Stuart Holden: International Midfielder of Mystery

Even though he's in England instead of Scotland, it sounds like our Stuart is getting his accent back dunnit? Like he needs another weapon in his lady-killing arsenal. What's next, smooth-assed bespoke suits and a mantle full of awards to go along with his pro-baller status? Oh wait, he's got that already? Bastard. I think I might have to start playa hatin' on him just because.