After I demonstrated earlier funny sms and sms love, now I will discuss adult sms which is devoted to the old 18. and for those who are under 18 please do not read...
Salary is Just Like Menses
Salary is Just Like Menses,
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Which Comes Once in a Month
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Remains For only 4 To 5 Days
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If In Any Month it Doesn't Come,
It Means You Have Been "Fuc-ed"
My Goodness // Nargis SMS Jokes
Nargis 2 doctor:My Hole Is 2 Big
DR Looks In Hole Says My Goodness,Goodness,Goodness.
Nargis:Y R U Repeting Words?
DR:Repeat Nahi kar raha,Awaz Goonj rahi ha ;-
Like Owls / Funny Adult SMS
1st Lady: What do You Think About Husbands?
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2nd Lady: They are Like OWLS.
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1st Lady: Why?
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2nd Lady: They can see the Good Things in a Wife only at night.
Salary is Just Like Menses
Salary is Just Like Menses,
.
Which Comes Once in a Month
&
Remains For only 4 To 5 Days
&
If In Any Month it Doesn't Come,
It Means You Have Been "Fuc-ed"
Good luck and cheer up.