Uh, yeah: Obama claims to have a "secret plan" that he keeps in his secret box or something

Even after White House Press Secretary Jay Carney admitted to the WH Press Corps (or as Obama would say 'Press Corpes') that Obama has no plan and it was just a bunch of speeches, his adviser Richard Daley of Chicagoland absurdly claimed that Obama has a secret plan that no one has seen:
You cannot see what's in my secret box
BLITZER: So what you're saying is the president did present a plan to the speaker, John Boehner.

DALEY: Yes.

BLITZER: But - but he didn't...

DALEY: Right.

BLITZER: - make it public.

DALEY: No, because there's... both the speaker and - and the president had agreed and - that these sort of negotiations do not happen in public. There's not a plan out there in the public realm, whether it's the fiscal commission, whether it's the Gang of Six, whether it's Congressman Ryan's plan - Congressman Ryan's plan lost in the Senate overwhelmingly.

So there's no plan that's out there, by any of these people who are saying this, that has any sort of chance of passing both houses and getting signed by the president.
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The secret plan. Yeah. The best response to this via Instapundit:
Be careful of opening up those secret boxes: