Remember When Tommy Heinemann Fronted Wolfmother?

They'll never top the MSTRKRFT remix of "Woman"* so he may as well try and win the Eastern Conference.

*That link has boobies & blow in it. Probably not the best look for watching on the job unless your job is working for Dov Charney, Eliot Spitzer or Dominique Strauss-Kahn.

I Am Disgusted With You/Proud of You, Internet

5 years ago this would have set off at least three different waves of irrational rumor-mongering ("John Terry-to-MLS!", "Columbus to get new kit sponsor!", "Crew to redesign logo & jersey!"). Now it just gets a reasonable, responsible and highly readable post on MatchFitUSA.

So have BigSoccer and the Blog That Shall Not Be Mentioned really fallen off? Or are we, the American soccer fan, just smarter as a people? Tough call that one. All I know is things have certainly changed in the soccersphere.

Crew Fans Get All Cinematic, "Keep Those Flags Waving"

I like this. Dramatic but without drifting into "Dynasty" territory.

VIDEO: New Columbus Crew TV Spot

Y'know if soccer won't get your girl to a game there's a good chance a shirtless Robbie Rogers will and there's no reason to be mad at that. That is until he steals my girl.

RSL x CCL x BTS

WANT TO KNOW THE BEST TIME TO CATCH NICKY RIMANDO ON THE TWITTERS OR THE BOOK OF FACES? MATCHDAY. APPARENTLY DUDE SPENDS HIS TIME BEFORE GAMES THE EXACT SAME WAY MY 18 YEAR-OLD SISTER DOES: ON A COUCH '@'ING AND 'LIKING' PEOPLE. THANKFULLY THOUGH HE USES FAR FEWER EMOTICONS :).

Pat McAfee is No Deon, Bo or Even Bryan Jordan

Here's Indianapolis Colts punter Pat McAfee training with the Columbus Crew and I can assure his current employers that he is in no danger of picking up a new job.

A Night on the Rocks with Rogers & Lenhart

From TheRobbieRogers.com comes this very-real slice of life in the CLB starring Steven Lenhart, the beautiful & talented Ashleigh Ignelzi and the man himself. It features, sushi, comedy mustaches, skateboarding, wearing sunglasses at night, the music of Phoenix, a spontaneous fashion show and vague insinuations of an off-season transfer. If this is Robbie Rogers real life I have to ask, can I kick it my dude? Looks like a good time.