"People Tell Me Sometimes That I Have Skin Like Baby Peaches"

I can guarantee you that this hidden camera video of David Beckham and a masseuse has nothing to with Becks coming out of a Thai massage parlor late one night and everything to do with Ellen and David being bezzie, bezzie mates. This is actually much funnier than I would think it would be...and I think I'm going to call Becks "Ricky" next time I see him.