Showing posts with label Clint Dempsey. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Clint Dempsey. Show all posts
Clint Dempsey is Ready for His Close Up
This video is entitled "An American Midfielder in London." Is it better than "An American Werewolf in London?" Probably. Is it better than "An Englishman in New York?" Obvi. I mean seriously, this is Deuce we're talking about.
So here's a clip of Mark Hughes, Martin Tyler, Danny Murphy and various Fulham fans are co-signing today on the undeniable dopeness that is Clint Dempsey. Quality profile of a quality player that I will never make a joke about because he could definitely kick my ass.
VIDEO: Behind the Curtain at Craven Cottage
This is a fitting clip to start off Valentine's Day with. Why? Because when it comes to romanticizing "the good old days" of English football there are few stadiums that can hold a candle to Craven Cottage. Plus, if you are into feet there's a bit of discussion about Clint Dempsey's socks (and he scores a brace as well, natch).
[H/T to BQ.]
Your 2010/11 Deuce Dempsey Mixtape
Clint Dempsey magic,
He wears a magic hat,
He took a look at Robert Green,
And said "I fancy that",
He'll score 'em with his left foot,
He'll score 'em with his right,
And when he plays for Fulham,
He'll score all f***in' night...
And Now a Message from Ghostface KIllah Regarding the Dempsey to Liverpool Rumors
That sign was ghostwritten by Mark Hughes. So y'all can just stop with the sacrilege...Deuce remains SW6 property for the foreseeable future.
The Goals That Launched 1,000 "Dempsey Drops a Deuce" Posts
Texas' greatest export since this guy led Fulham to the promised land of victory over mighty Wigan Athletic today. Drink a Shiner, eat some brisket and drop a promotional rap single in his honor today please.