The Jozy Altidore USMNT Mixtape

The Boy King of New York & Jersey™ may not be getting as much playing time for his club as most of us would like to see but that's not going to stop 723 Films from dropping a mixtape of his USMNT exploits. And that's a good thing really because I think some folks out there have forgotten just how hot the kid is; don't let all the Spanish pine-riding fool you, dude is still probably the most legit American striker since Waldo.

Landon Donovan Wins Greatest Award of All Time

BTW if you get your chance you should lift your glass to Landon Donovan for receiving yet another honor this year. At last week's GQ Awards dude was actually named the magazine's "Baller of the Year." Seriously, who needs an MLS, Gold, or World Cup when you hold a title like that because that sh*t is f*cking awesome. Play on Playa.