RSL & Their Breakdancing Lion are Coming for Your Children

When I was in elementry school we had the theatre students from the local community college (Grayson County Community College, stand up!) come by and do a rendition of "Peter Pan." It sucked. But the privileged youth of today? They get a cotdamn back-flipping, boogalooing, soccer-obsessed lion to come to their auditorium and indoctrinate them into the church of MLS. Did I get jipped or what?

And BTW isn't this eerily reminiscent of the Minotaur Energy Drink presentation in the film Role Models?