NSR: Miami Knights Mix

In honor of Barcelona going H.A.M. with ticket sales to tomorrow night's match in Miami, here's a mini-mix of robotic, 80's-tinged bangers mixed by Vazetti that are South Beach ready. Turn it up and watch in wonder as your officemates contemplate if you took ecstasy for lunch.

Messi x Ray Hudson x The Wizard of Ox

The Wizard of Ox is Crazy Ray Hudson, Barcelona and house music all at once; if this isn't the most Miami thing you've seen all day your name is either Luther Campbell, LeBron James or Franco Panizo.

The Art of Futbol

If only yesterday's iteration of El Clasico were as nice to watch as this animation of Barca's 5-0 lashing of Real Madrid earlier in the season. Engrossing stuff.

Barcelona-Real Madrid: The Biggest Question

Typically I try to avoid discussion of foreign football that has no American connection. But then again I'm also pretty superficial sometimes so let me just ask y'all a question: which shirt should I wear this afternoon?

Specifically which Barça shirt (copped from Soccerpro.com) should I rock because there ain't no way in hell I'm repping Madrid y'all, sorry. This yellow joint or this black joint? I'm thinking the yellow looks better with my boxers --'cause I'm off today and I'm going to be siting on my couch looking like slob watching the game-- but the black is more slimming (did you know I'm overweight? Crazy, right?). But then again if I'm chunky and wearing a yellow shirt then I'll just come off like a Black Big Bird, which isn't the best of looks. These are life's tough decisions. Viva Barça!