Cussin' & Crossin': The Best of the Ochocinco Trial

This is possibly the best single minute of Ochocino SoccerWatch 2011™ coverage. Nice candor and a pretty decent ball into the box. Also impressive is the ability to refer ones self as an "elite athlete" with a straight, shameless face.

Ochocinco Watch: Day 2

You know what the most amazing thing about this whole Ochocino-to-SportingKCO exercise is? That soccer seems to have actually humbled Ocho. Not to the point of where he's not going to namedrop CR7 & Kaka --that would be unreasonable-- but to the point where you kind of forget about all his past madness.

I love that he says Ronaldo & Kaka would come out to K.C. to watch him play if he makes the team. It's like he adding in bonus cuts to an album before it's even recorded. How much tougher do you think it will make resisting the urge to sign the circus --for nothing-- with the promise of rings 2 & 3 now out there? Not too tough I reckon because K.C. have, you know, brains and wouldn't sign him just because.

Still if this doesn't work out there's always Ft. Lauderdale.

Oh No Ocho

Y'all ready for the most-talked about MLS training session since the arrival of Brand Beckham? Hope so because every sports outlet in the nation is going to be all over this like LiLo on free drugs. Watch the whole thing unfold at Sporting85.com (yes, it has its own website).