Sanna Nyassi is The Baddest Man in MLS, Today™

Some of you have read the title of this post and now believe I am inexplicalbly more full of sh*t than usual. You're saying to yourself "Sanna Nyassi is the baddest man? C'mon son." I know it sounds crazy but we're talking about today people; after the dirt he did to RBNY last night dude deserves some sort of recognition, even if it comes from an aging manic-depressive with a Blogspot account.

Sorry Caleb Folan, but you have just been styled on in the Conor Casey replacement stakes; get comfy on that bench cousin.

Conor Casey's Season is Dunzo

You may have heard at some point that the guy who killed Abe Lincoln shot him in a theater and hid in a warehouse and that the guy who allegedly killed JFK shot him from a warehouse and hid in a theater. It's not totally true as Lincoln's killer was actually caught in a barn. Either way, it's still spooky.

So is the fact that Colorado lost Conor Casey for the remainder of the year while playing away to Seattle, a team that lost Steve Zakuani while playing away at Colorado.

Somewhere in the Puget Sound area there is a smug, misguided guy on a couch wearing a "Karma's a Bitch" T-shirt who's happy about this.

Kosuke Kimura: Big in Japan

The Rapids' Kosuke Kimura is big in Japan. Which is kinda fitting since is from there and all. I have no idea what they're saying about him because I am an ignorant, English-only American but I did hear the word "Beckham" in there towards the beginning. So I'm going to assume they were talking about Colorado trading Kimura to LA for Becks because that's the only logical reason his name would be brought up*.

In other "Asia is Awesome" news, Lee Nguyen is big in Vietnam.

*Beckham isn't going anywhere, obviously.

America, These Are Your Champions

This is how the Rapids celebrated their MLS Cup win: a pub crawl, a party bus and more questionable costumes than the sale rack at your local sex shop. If you haven't seen the awesome/hilarious/disturbing shots of Pablo Mastroneni as a pimp-cum-mobster and a shirtless Marvelous Marvel Wynne rocking a cowboy hat, duster and a tie go here. Just know that I can't be responsible for any Fat Albert & The Gang-esque nightmare's you may have as a result.