I Will Never Wear These Shoes But the Ad is Awesome

Welcome to America, Li-Ning. Nice touch using Portland (U.S. home of Nike & Adidas) for the location and Ashy Larry & that one dude from 40 year-old Virgin in your "coming out" advert. Your shoes may be ugly as hell but at least you have some balls.

Kang: Legend of the Chinatown Soccer Club

When VICE started dropping all these soccer videos for the We Are 11 campaign, I had a brief internal dialogue with myself about how long it would be until they threw out a Chinatown Soccer Club clip. Apparently the answer is "November."