VIDEO: Jozy Touches Down in Turkey

Young Jozy arrived at his new club in Turkey today and was greeted at the airport by reporters and a f*cking oboe player. Does anyone actually like the oboe? And is that the appropriate way to greet The Boy King of New York & Jersey™? Dude needs to hear "6 Foot 7" or "No Hands", some sh*t he can swag off to not snakecharmer music.

[H/T to SBI for the clip]

The King of Carsi is No Kevin James

Another great supporters-centric video from VICE this time from that weird borderland of European football, Turkey. I wonder what it would take for them to do a profile on an American supporters club. Oh wait, I know the answer to that.