Sporting KC Have Jokes

Let this be a lesson to clubs around the league: neglect to send Sporting KC your team's headshots at your own risk. Failure to comply with this request may result in your region's stereotypes being aired out for all to see on the largest HD jumbotron in the state of Kansas.You have been warned.

Just a Reminder

Hate is a four-letter word and I shouldn't use it. I also shouldn't hold grudges as I'm attempting to be a grown up as of late. But Torsten Frings....breath SF. I guess if I got over Rafa being in MLS I can get over this guy. Maybe.

Demitrius Omphroy Drops Anthem for the Facebook Generation

Since he hasn’t seen much time on the field —which is shocking because the way Toronto is playing right now you would think they’d be looking to try anything and anyone at this point— tattooed rookie winger/defender Demitrius Omprhoy is keeping busy in T.Dot with off-the-field pursuits. Pursuits such as dropping guest verses on pop music pearls aimed at 12 - 25 year-olds like the social media-meets-autotune pileup that is “Facebook Chat.”

Surely some of y’all are going to howl once you hear this but bear in mind this is pop music...and pop music is for the children. You may think this is juvenile, which it is to a degree, but it’s supposed to be. So if you're over the age of 25 and you don’t hate this song you are basically deep in the throws of a Wooderson-like quarter life-crisis.

Rookie Omphroy Has Heart & a Whole Lot of Other Things

TFC rookie Demitrius Omprhoy is my dude. The kid has skills. The kid has charm. The kid has internet fame. The kid has nice ink. The kid has women old enough to know better sweating him on TV.

The kid also has MS and isn't afraid to talk about it or let it get in the way of his game.

The kid has heart.

Crazy Talk About Soccer Surpassing Football is No Longer Crazy Talk

First Toronto FC now this. Who ever thought the MLS mountaintop would be in Canada?

Dutch TFC Coach (Surprise!) Checking for Dutch Players

Remember when Mo Johnston was running New York and he brought in that random Scots guy Peter Canero? And do you remember when Mo Johnston was running Toronto FC and he brought in those random British guys like Rohan Ricketss and Andy Welsh? Same thing looks like it might be going down with new Toronto head man Aron Winter; dude's bringing in a trio of Dutchmen you've never heard of to help right the good ship TFC. Change the coach all you want but old habits die-hard in Ontario I reckon.

MLS Cup 2010: The Gift That Keeps On Giving

Found among the usual Monday morning video-trawl rabble: video footage from DeRo's MLS Cup 2010 after party at Toronto's Tryst nightclub. Except it's really footage from the portion of the party while the game is still going on so it isn't really popping off just yet. But at least you can see what the room was like which should aid you in forming a mental picture of all manner of debauchery that may or may not have taken place in the club later on. Or in Dwayne DeRosario's white limousine.