Brek-ing Bad

Is this the first Brek Shea mixtape out there? If so I am shocked. 723, where you at?

Brek Shea, I Believe in You. Your Magic is Real.

I'm going make a statement that you may or may not disagree with: Brek Shea is on his way to being the second-coming of Clint Mathis, adventurous hair-styling choices and all. Dude is southern, speedy, has a penchant for making winding runs through lackadaisical defenses, and is not afraid to hit a ballsy-ass ball from distance. It's enough to make me feel all nostalgic for the days of the POGO Lounge.

And if that wasn't enough to make me sweat him like a Texas summer, he put Torsten Frings on his ass in his MLS debut; he makes me proud to be an American.

Brek Shea is an Artist Damnit

I know a hair joke is almost expected from me for a Brek Shea post but I'm going to break from regular programming this morning to just gush about the guy's art. Seriously, some of dude's stuff is pretty good and I love him for it. There's some real talent there or at least enough that Coldplay are biting his style now.

I also kind of have to hate on him though. Wasn't being a young, moneyed-up pro athlete with hair the color of sun-brewed lemonade enough? Now you have to go and show off your sensitive, artistic side? What's next Brek? You gonna mess around and save the whales, rain forests and The Event from getting canceled?

Good luck Dallas-area bachelors, Brek Shea may not be The Most Interesting Man in the World but he might interesting enough to steal your girl.

VIDEO: Bunbury, Shea & Agudelo in New DSG Advert

Surely Juan Agudelo has just shattered some soccer/sports-marketing record by being included in a national TV advert before appearing in more than 4 professional matches. Oh wait, that was Freddy Adu. Nevermind.

Brek Shea Y'all

Everything you always wanted to know about Brek Shea but never thought to ask.

Brek Shea & Dax McCarty Star in Asher Roth Biopic

A day in the life of FC Dallas' Brek Shea & his former club teammate Dax McCarty is about so much more than standout hair color and driving around town bumping Lil Wayne & Massive Attack. It's also about applying liberal amounts of sunblock to Dax's freckled self, playing XBOX with your roommate, eating PB& J sandwiches, making anyone in the car other than yourself pay for the petrol and occasionally playing soccer.

Basically it's college without the girls, booze or classes.