This Cartoon Isn't the Greatest But Whatevs

"NASA found life on your planet, son. Girls made of beer who play soccer."

I HATE TO BRING UP OLD SH*T BUT...

THIS HAS BEEN MENTIONED BEFORE BUT THIS VIDEO IS THE REASON THE ORIGINAL NASL FOLDED AND BLACK FOLKS IN AMERICA STAYED AWAY FROM SOCCER FOR A LONG-ASS TIME. THE SONG WAS THE JAM THOUGH AND REMINDS ME OF WHEN I WAS TOO YOUNG TO BE UNHAPPY. IT ALSO SERVES AS A REMINDER OF THE DANGERS OF DUDES IN SHORT-SHORTS.

Open Position: D.C. United Goalkeeper

Think you have what it takes to mind the nets at RFK Stadium? If so, then ask yourself the following questions:

• Are you Pat Onstad in disguise?
• Do you know what a partial allocation is (and if so could you tell us)?
• Would it offend you to be acquired in a trade for Kurt Morsink?

If you answered "who's asking", "of course not, no one does" and the always ambiguous "pfft", the Washington Post thinks you could be the guy. And who says it's hard to find a job In These Tough Economic Times™?

"The Chicago Fire Promote David Hamlett to Coach or Maybe Captain or Whatever"

"For more coverage type "MLS" into Google and I'm sure you'll find something."