Showing posts with label Seattle. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Seattle. Show all posts

People Are Wearing Sounders Garter Belts Now

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Nothing says "wedded bliss" in a time of 50/50 divorce rates like bespoke Seattle Sounders garter belts. Guys, if she'll rock your club colors on her special day she's a keeper. And ladies, if you do this you can hold it over his head every time you want him to do something undudelike* like hold your purse while you shop Anthropologie or go to Duane Reade for feminine hygiene products. It's a win-win.

*Not a real word.

Seattle Murder Suspect: God Told Me To Rape And Murder Those Lesbians

A Seattle man on trial for the 2009 rape and fatal stabbing of a lesbian couple told the court that God had instructed him to commit the crime.
"I was there and I was told by my God, the God of Abraham, Isaac and Jacob, to attack my enemies, and I did so," Isaiah Kalebu said under questioning by one of his lawyers. The trial started three weeks ago, but the testimony was the first time jurors had seen Kalebu, who was previously so disruptive in court that the judge barred him from attending. He watched the trial via closed circuit television from another courtroom before indicating he wanted to exercise his constitutional right to testify in his own defense [snip] Kalebu is accused of slipping in an open window of the couple's home in Seattle's South Park neighborhood and repeatedly raping and stabbing them during a two-hour attack. One woman, Teresa Butz, died naked and blood-soaked in the street in front of her home as neighbors tried to help. Her partner survived and told the jury that Kalebu was the man who did it.
Kalebu was convicted of all charges (including first degree murder) and was sentenced to life in prison without the possibility of parole.

RELATED:
The woman who died of her injuries was the sister of multiple Tony Award winning Broadway actor Norbert Leo Butz, who last month won for his lead role in Catch Me If You Can.

Seattle Murder Suspect: God Told Me To Rape And Murder Those Lesbians

A Seattle man on trial for the 2009 rape and fatal stabbing of a lesbian couple told the court that God had instructed him to commit the crime.
"I was there and I was told by my God, the God of Abraham, Isaac and Jacob, to attack my enemies, and I did so," Isaiah Kalebu said under questioning by one of his lawyers. The trial started three weeks ago, but the testimony was the first time jurors had seen Kalebu, who was previously so disruptive in court that the judge barred him from attending. He watched the trial via closed circuit television from another courtroom before indicating he wanted to exercise his constitutional right to testify in his own defense [snip] Kalebu is accused of slipping in an open window of the couple's home in Seattle's South Park neighborhood and repeatedly raping and stabbing them during a two-hour attack. One woman, Teresa Butz, died naked and blood-soaked in the street in front of her home as neighbors tried to help. Her partner survived and told the jury that Kalebu was the man who did it.
Kalebu was convicted of all charges (including first degree murder) and was sentenced to life in prison without the possibility of parole.

RELATED:
The woman who died of her injuries was the sister of multiple Tony Award winning Broadway actor Norbert Leo Butz, who last month won for his lead role in Catch Me If You Can.

Haters Rejoice! MLS Beef Weekend is Upon Us!



Helluva weekend to be an MLS fan. Not only do we get the O.G. MLS beef, NY v. D.C., on Saturday night but we get the latest installment of Gerald Ford-era footie fight Portland v. Seattle on Sunday afternoon. The only way this could have been scheduled any better would have been a Friday night fight between LA and Chivas USA. Oh well, we can't have it all can we.

I may have my preferences for the outcome of each of these matches but I think one will be close and the other will be an ass-whipping. And before you assume it, I don't think that it will be the Taurine Army doing the ass-whipping (they can't play Toronto every week).

Roger Levesque Goes Overboard Against RBNY

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You see Roger Levesque's dive last night? Not dive like in Charlie Davies "dive" but more like "dive" in Steve Zizzou way. Surely the best celebration of the year so far and damn near Clint Dempsey-like. Now if only he could play like Clint.

Seattle Supporters in Jeopardy (the Show, not the Condition)



What's more amazing here: the fact that an MLS supporters group was an answer on Jeopardy or the fact that a guy that looks like an extra from The Young Ones actually knew the answer? My how MLS has changed.

DateASounder.com: It's a Real Thing (Sort of)

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Ladies of Seattle, do you fancy a bit of futbol-financed flesh in your life? If so may I suggest you visit DateASounder.com. There you will find video dating profiles for Puget Sound's most eligible, soccer-capable bachelors like Roger (pictured above) who hails from "Portland but not that Portland" and lists his hobbies as "chopping down trees". Go to town ladies.

The Sounders Should Have an Official Facepaint Sponsor



This isn't a judgment, just a statement: there is a lot of face-painting and headwear going on in Seattle these days. I never noticed before but there's some serious SoccerCon™ sh*t going on up there; it's like a KISS show where the climax of Gene Simmons' fire-eating has been replaced by a Jeff Parke stoppage time goal.

And is it just me or does the one wing-headed dude look like Adrian Brody?

PDX May Have the Timbers Army But Seattle has THE Army



And now it's time for something really unexpected: American soldiers flying a Sounders flag while marching to a cadence of ECS chants. I wonder who's going to be the one to get after this group for swearing in their songs? Not I America, not I.

That Thing That Those Guys Did in Seattle



Another thing I don't have much to say about but that's because it really speaks for itself. Bravo ECS, y'all took it to another level...but where do you go from here?

VIDEO: Walk Among Us



As mentioned the other day, Seattle-based energy drink slingers Golazo have commissioned a short, short film centered on MLS fans & supporters entitled Walk Among Us. It's attractive stuff full of color, noise and (appropriately) energy. If you have 5 minutes to spare before tonight's big match give it a click; hopefully the nation sees this kind of passion tonight on ESPN2.

VIDEO: Walk Among Us Trailer



If you're in Seattle ahead of Saturday night's big Sounders-Timbers steel-cage death-match, you should make it a point to stop by Golazo HQ on Friday night. The footie-fixated energy drink manufacturer are throwing what looks to be a proper party under the moniker of Los Fanaticos featuring 3v3 soccer, DJ's, FIFA 11 tournaments, and complimentary (read: free for your broke/cheap/stingy ass) Golazoritas & Brougham Bitter, the bespoke brew of the ECS.

The event will also feature the debut screening of Walk Among Us, a short film commissioned by the company and focused mainly on the ECS but featuring cameos by the Timbers Army and Legion 1908. The trailer is above, the party is at 7pm. Go out and get it in.

Kasey Keller is a Keeper, Not a Dancer



FACT: Seattle Sounders are the least-funky team in MLS. Still, despite their lack of dancefloor swag it's pretty cool to see an MLS side in a video game advert. When was the last time we saw that? MLS Extratime 2002?

On the Road Again



I'm in Seattle and it's cold, wet and gray as Pat Onstad's sideburns. I'll mostly be doing stuff for the day job for the remainder of the week as I hit Portland on Wednesday then Colorado on Friday.

Related but unrelated, check out the gnarly nubs on the dude in this video from the Sounders. Surely he was a victim of a bite from Dema Kovalenko. Regardless of that there's some talk about "fireballs" in this clip; do people really use that term? Am I just out of the loop? Or was that a 70's thing?

Sounders Fans Provide Spectacle Outside of Stadium as Well as In It



Apparently an alarming number of Sounders fans found it necessary to combine flash-mobbing and the favorite pastime of Filipino prisoners, performing the "Thriller" dance, outside of Qwest Field on Halloween. Sorry y'all but this is kinda of a playoff party foul and it will surely provide enough fodder for Timbers and 'Caps fans to get through their expansion season without EVER running out of material. Even these guys are probably having a laugh about this.

A Hip Hop Anthem for the Least-Street Club in MLS



Judging by the inclusion of Freddie Ljungberg & Sebastien Le Toux I'm going to guess this joint came out last year but since it's new to me it might new to some of you too. Beats the hell out of that Grammatrain song with the ECS (and by the way the ECS were better singers on that track than the band's vocalist) but still sounds like a it was done by a JV version of Eminem.